(via toplessmermen)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via toplessmermen)
(via golf-w-ang)
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
(via emmylovesyeww)
i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this
(via ofapersonalnature)
