potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music
planeswalkingonsunshine: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
jasminedarling: skyloftkid: *buys a big pizza* *goes to your house* *breaks through your window* *hands you some pizza* DO YOU WANT TO PLAY ZELDA WITH ME It’s like a love story
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i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
sighlo: Lalaine (Lizzie’s best friend on Lizzie McGuire) got arrested for meth. Jamie Lynn Spears got Zoey 101 cancelled for getting knocked up at sixteen. Drake Bell is basically on the hit list of every Justin Bieber fan. Phill Lewis (Mr. Mosby) got brought up on manslaughter charges. Cole Sprouse is virtually hated by half of Tumblr. Mitchel Musso got kicked off his show for drunk...
daytodance: buttrelated-url: I will wear what I want. I will get tattoos if I want. I will wear makeup if I want. I will dye my hair is I want. I will pierce whatever I want. I will shave what I want. I will lose weight if I want. I will gain weight if I want. I will have sex if I want. Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl. amen